I really want to cry right now. I just had the worst dentist appointment of my LIFE. I seriously feel like this is some sort of cruel joke because everything I just got told came out of NOWHERE!!!!
I have a real job with benefits (even though I hate it and am quitting in two weeks). So yeah, I figured “I’ve got insurance, I’m’a go to the dentist to get my teeth nice and purrdy!” It’s been exactly a year since I had my post-Peace Corps dental check and x-rays. Everything was declared “a-ok, lookin’ good” at that time. And I’ve NEVER had a cavity in my life. Ever. So I went to a new dentist in Flagstaff today just expecting a routine cleaning and to ask about a possible retainer for a teeeeeny little overlap two teeth are doing.
Oh boy, was I unprepared for what was coming. I got x-rays done and then immediately got worried when the dentist looked at them and started telling the hygenist to take notes of all these dental mumbojumbo things. Dr. Happyface then gleefully translated to me that I have THREE cavities. The jig is up. Effffffff.
But that’s just the beginning. He proceeded to stab all my teeth with the poker thing in order to reveal that I now have sensitivity problems and I need to start brushing with Sensodyne and using flouride mouthwash. Cha-ching. I’m sure that stuff’s not twice the price of Crest or anything.
Oh, and the nighttime teethgrinding I’ve been known to do but never had result in any problems? It’s definitely worn down my teeth and he “highly recommends” a nightguard. Of course, this costs $400 and my insurance won’t pay for it. But it will save me bazillions down the road so it’s totally worth it, he assures me.
Oh, that little overlap? I could maybe get Invisalign but I also have some issues with my molars aligning so I should probably just get braces again. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF was all that orthodontia I had as a kid worth if everything is coming to this??????
Of course that’s not the end. The hygenist proceeds to measure my “gum pockets” and of course those are also all effed up also. I definitely need to start using a Sonicare electric toothbrush to prevent further problems. “How much are those?” I ask warily, defeat in my voice. “Oh, about $120. But it’s totally worth it. Most people who switch to them never go back.” Yeah, buddy, that’s awesome. I definitely want to cart an electric toothbrush around the world with me on all my life’s adventures. And she proceeds to give me the same lecture and demonstration about how to floss they give you every freakin’ time that makes you feel like a two year old or like you’re wearing a “World’s Worst Flosser” t-shirt. Except this time it’s even worse because I can almost read her thoughts as she judges that obviously all the dental debacles I am having are due to my own hygenic negligence. I want to yell at her “I lived in Africa for a year and came back with no teeth problems whatsoever so all this junk going on now is not my fault!”
Good God, can I just get out of this place? I was already half an hour late getting back to work. (I *thought* I could easily fit this appointment into my lunch break, judging based on all my previous easy-peasy dental checkups.) I was already holding back tears, voice wavering, as I stopped at the front to schedule my fillings. I told Judgemental Hygenist I had never had fillings before, thankyouvermuch, so could she please explain what all was entailed/could I go to work after/what drugs would they give me (aka PLEASEEEEEE say you’ll give me laughing gas or knock me out or something cause I HATE PAIN!!!!!)? No dice. All I got the pleasure of scheduling for next Wednesday was a time to come in to get a novacaine shot in my mouth (probably two because the three cavities are spread on both sides) and then AN HOUR AND HALF of torture. Omg. I seriously wanted to cry. And the kicker? I asked if my insurance would cover all of this, seeing as it is supposedly medically neccessary , and of course I have a deductible and sliding scale and all that crap. So what do I get to PAY for an hour and a half of torture? $150. Thanks for that final slap in the face, receptionist. Thanks a billion.
Seriously guys, I’m horrified. I do not understand at all how I went from having totally fine teeth to having this grab-bag of problems in ONLY ONE YEAR!!! WTF??? It either makes me think that my Ohio dentist was a total slacker, or that this dentist is a golddigging torturous monster. (Which does not seem like it should be possible since he is actually really attractive.) So what should I do??? I’m seriously terrified to get these fillings and I CAN’T AFFORD all this other crap! My day just went from happy to crappy.
Has anyone who’s had fillings tell me it’s not that bad???? Or is it really that bad??